Gail and Nick finally tied the knot this weekend. There were people from all over the country and the world in attendance. It was a huge event with all the trimmings a wedding can have. Gail looked beautiful, and Nick looked like the happiest man on the planet. I looked stunning in my gray suit with a pink shirt and tie, escorting the lovely Gaby Pena. Everything was just about perfect. I guess the only part that wasn't so good was the fact that we missed the whole ceremony. Yup, after months and months of preparation our dumb asses showed up after the ceremony was over. Disappointed . . . yes, Surprised . . . no. The reception was a blast though. I sat at table 11 with my brothers, girlfriend, Kim, cousin T-bone "viper" Pinto, and my aunt and uncle (who have not blood relation to the groom or bride). I can sit here and talk about how amazing the wedding was and all that great stuff, but i think there is another story that needs to be told. Among all the dancing and celebration there was a side story that will probably go forgotten. I'm here to tell that tale . . . the tale of the three jack asses, who kept me up all night with their yelling and drinking. Let me introduce you to the cast.
My little bro (23)
My little cousin Eric (18)
Cousin Tony "T-bone, Viper, Tahoe" Pinto (19)
Needless to say it was an open bar. So they started drinking and drinking and drinking . . .
My older bro Rick was also pretty drunk, but at least he maintained a certain level of decency and poise . . .
The rest of the jack asses just kept on drinking. Two, three beers at a time and they just got drunker . . .
And Drunker . . .
Finally the reception was coming to an end, and we headed back to our hotel room for some much needed sleep. But the drunk asses had other, far more sinister plans. A ferocious game of flip cup broke out in the kitchen. Leo taunting the younger dumb asses to drink more and more. Leo dominated them in flip cup and maintained his title as greatest flip cup champion ever. So a couple 18 packs later, the night finally started to wind down. Mainly because Eric had passed out face first in stale beer, Tony transformed into the Zohan, and Leo wanted to punch everyone in the stomach. Rick did a good job of making sure everyone got to where they were supposed to be, but they didn't stay there. The next morning this is how they ended up . . .
3 comments:
pweh! I thought your ass got hitched already...lol
Well... glad you had fun at that wedding. Still really sad you didn't come to ours. It would have meant a lot to me.
Have fun in Denver and tell your girlfriend I said hello!
Mel
i know i'm bummed i couldn't make your wedding. i got all the pictures though. They came out really nice and you looked amazing. I'll make up for it, maybe not soon, but one day i'll make it all up to you.
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